Thursday, May 10, 2007

My religion is better than your religion.

Romney, stressing leadership, also faces religion issue

First things first: Mitt Romney looks like a president. I mean, God damn, if there ever was a man that deserved to be president on looks alone it's Romney. It's ironic that with all that talk of God, his genetics are impeccable. I wonder if maybe his family line has been strategically bread (and on that note, I could say the same of all Mormons. Mormon girls are smoking hot, mostly all of them. It's almost as if God is playing a joke on the faithless by creating girls you'd like nothing more than to have sex but require marriage before they put out). He even gave the commencement address at Virginia!

Okay, back to the story. Romney has been reaching out to the conservative, largely Evangelical base of Republicans. He's worried (and rightly so) that when Christians look at him all they'll see is Polygamy and the fact that they believe Joseph Smith was a messiah. So he's been playing nice with some of the Christian big-wigs in an attempt to win them over. Sure, he looks the part. But is he willing to ignore the vast strides made in scientific research since Darwin? That's what they really want to know.

He's been helped out by his good looks and not at all unrelated ability to raise massive amounts of money. Here's some more stuff about Mitt for all the women who wish he was a depraved atheist and not a wholesome God-fearing Mormon.



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